oxymoron

the brand of cleaning stuff from Sheep in the Big City. It's alleged to be the only detergent with the power of an ox.

"It's not entirely your fault. That shirt is dirty because you're not using oxymoron detergent! The detergent with the power of an OX! HAHAHA!"
-Jay Leno as Oxymoron guy

"BUY IT NOW!"
-Oxymoron Guy

"Ba-aaa-aa-a"
-the sheep

by B1K (A.K.A. B1K) October 5, 2011

Oxymoron

A pairing of words that conflict or contradict each other.

Fan Dub
Rap Music
Intelligent Democrat
Free Healthcare
Stupid Jap
Honest Politician
Communism Works
Sober Irishman
Courageous French
English Cuisine
Talented DeviantART

To make a shitty English clip of an anime and call if a "Fandub" is an oxymoron.

by アキバ October 29, 2009

OXYMORON

Two words or phrases that contradict each other. (can also be a contradictory statement)

OXYMORON:
I support obama and our Troops
jumbo shrimp
virus free windows pc

by everywheretome September 30, 2009

oxymoron

Rush Limbaugh. Two words that don't agree with each other:Rush and OxyContin.

Someone whose moronic behavior(i.e.meglomania) leads them to a self-destructive act or acts. Someone in the pursuit of a drug that is known to be addictive like morphine,OxyContin, is an oxymoron.

by The Green Gnome October 11, 2010

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE]

Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.

Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.

by Lucifer_009 November 1, 2019

oxymoron

A phrase combining two contradictory terms. Oxymorons may be intentional or unintentional.

Example of an oxymoron: black genius

by H0NEST ABE March 15, 2010

oxymoron

someone so stupid they forget to breathe.

man, that dude couldn't find his ass with both hands...he's a fucking oxymoron.

by jotthedot April 21, 2006