onion juice 

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.

I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.

onion juice by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017

Onion Sweat 

The nasty sweat from your balls that has the odor of onions.

After I got done working out I threw my boxers in the wash, they smelled like onion sweat.

Onion Sweat by afj21 October 30, 2006

onion trap

When an individual (usually someone commenting on Facebook) reads the title of an article on The Onion and believes it to be real.

North Korea is famous for falling into Onion traps.

A: This stupid article says that FIFA wants female players to spend more time jumping.
B: That article was on The Onion, you dipstick. Stop falling into Onion traps!

onion trap by horatiofanz August 11, 2015

onion man 

The person that you think you keep seeing after a hard alcohol session ( usually two days or more ).
This is a section of paranoia you suffer as a result of drinking.

Lying in bed after a 2-3 day alcohol session sweating hard, onion man is standing over your bed supervising and wont go away.
He appears in your dreams and can be seen through the corner of your eye on occasions forcing one to constantly look over ones shoulder.

onion man by Milosovic July 14, 2006

onion puffs 

onion ring shaped and flavored cereal, puffy like corn pops, but round with a hole in the middle like fruit loops.

man, my girlfriend susan stank my car up whenever she ate those onion puffs then farted.

onion puffs by stinkyhonda March 11, 2010

Onion Picker 

Someone who is so desperate for a relationship that they turn towards their own friends for a relationship.

Friend 1: Wow, Shae is such an onion picker!

Friend 2: I know, she just can't stop dating within the friend group!

Onion Picker by Smallest Boy September 28, 2018

Onion rang

A brown stain on the panties where the likes of Kameron the kebab slayer Hayes shits his pants and it stains

He has an onion rang

Onion rang by Kidoghes July 7, 2019