tit

1. noun - one of two sexy lumps placed over a woman's ribcage which babies drink milk from and men practice drinking milk from.
2. noun - one of two gross lumps placed over a man's rib cage, most commonly made of excess fat from the extra twinkies that WERE hanging around the house.
3. adjective - alternate meaning for Ozzy Ozbourne's favourite way of describing someone "boob".
4. noun - alternate word for this.

1. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Oh baby, let me suck on your big tits!"
Woman: "Oh my god, look at her tits, they are so big!"
2. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Dude check out that guys man tits!"
Woman: "Ew, his tits are bigger than mine!"
3. Ozzy: "Yo' such a f*ckin' boob, mate!"
4. Anyone: "Yeah well, like they say 'tit for tat'."

by Ness K. October 19, 2005

That's not the tits

When something isn't good or sucks. It's the opposite of "That's the tits"

Dooey: "My car broke down while I was going 75mph down the freeway dude"
Friend: "That's not the tits"

by JazzElectro October 21, 2009

tits

100 round drum mag

gang member: "i just copped sum tits for my choppa!"
gang member 2: "lets go slide on dem opposites!"

by HesNeverComingBackAndThatsThat September 15, 2023

tits

Black tar heroin (commonly used in prisons)

Example inmate 1: I NEED TITS !!!

inmate 2: calm down, i got em

by Fu_RZA May 15, 2016

tits

a scale of women's power.

that girls got tits to own this world.

by daa mannn March 27, 2017

tits

The way to attract a mate

Squishyyyyyy! Said bob as he looked at Jen's tits

by RainyChaosCosplayWeeb September 30, 2020

titted on

To be so defiled that to be titted on is the only thing in the world that is worse than being shit on.

I shit on that kid in cod4 so bad i think i titted on him.

by 1_SHOt February 25, 2009