Black Omelette

A procedure where one takes a wet shit on anothers chest and waits for it to dry. Once it is dry they proceed to eat it.

Jake: Dude im gonna shit on your chest and wait for it to dry.....then eat it!

Salina: OK!!!! I love the Black Omelette!!!

by shitfucker50006 February 16, 2009

angry omelette

This is a ritual that starts in the morning. You start by jerking off and right before climaxing, you penetrate your lover in there anus while they are laying on their belly. After climaxing in their anus, you vigorously scramble the contents around for equal distribution. After thoroughly blending the contents, you flip the other person and smear everything on their belly with your penis.

Man, I just had a angry omelette this morning.

by Sirwil45 June 8, 2016

Whale Of An Omelette

Any omelette, homemade or ordered in a restaurant, that consists of at least 7 eggs (or egg whites). In addition, there must be some other ingredient that adds to the gargantuan nature of the omelette, such as turkey, or a mix of cheeses, mushrooms, onions, tomato, etc. One should be able to finish this meal in one sitting, barring a pussy eating it. The omelette is best complemented by either a fruit cup or a vegetable medley.

Joshua always orders a Whale Of An Omelette when he attends various diners because he thoroughly enjoys both the leanness and satisfaction that the omelette provides.

by Stuart Little II May 25, 2008

5-Egg Omelette

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011

Omelette du fromage

A line from Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" album.

Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.

Oh waiter, I'll have an omelette du fromage!

by pictsiegirl September 10, 2010

Tijuana omelette

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.

"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008

ass omelette

An omelette made by injecting an egg mixture into one's anus, swirling it around, then expelling it into a fry pan. Normally, one eats the omelette with various spices, such as salt and pepper.

"Man, she made him the best ass omelette ever. Chives, spinach, feta, and all."

by mounopano April 24, 2006