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necrophiliac punch 

Whilst having sex with a women (vaginal) blow your load into the women's vagina. After you finish that, kill her. Then hide her body in a closet for 2 weeks. When she starts to decay, pull her out of the closet. Then punch her stomach and eat whatever comes out of the vagina.
Yeah, so my girlfriend pissed me off, so I necrophiliac punched her.

necrophiliac 

my cousin....poor grandpa.....
"I'm telling you! If its fresh it can still get hard!"

- my cousin on her desire to fuck a celebrity after they die in the mourge.
necrophiliac by flippy February 29, 2004

Red-Necrophilia

1).An action practiced in the southern United States were a male will dig up a corpse and fornicate with it after lubricating the orifices with a mixture of chew tobacco, moon shine, blood and urine

2). Any act of fornication where the female is either asleep or dead and within 50 feet of a Confederate flag or a pickup truck
3). A mixture of the words Redneck and Necrophilia
Ex1
Cop 1: Man what is with people in this town, they are screwing dead people every freaking night, its like there all necrophiliacs

Cop 2: You mean Red-Necrophiliacs ?
Cop 1: lol

Ex2
Hick 1: Man doing my sister last night was amazing....she was even awake this time!
Hick 2: Whoa man, you moved past the point of red-Necrophilia, thats getting serous

Necrophilia 

The most desirable sexual act. The dead never say no.
Stupid people don't understand necrophilia is great.

Necrophilia is awesome.
Necrophilia by MoronJohn June 13, 2010

suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's ass 

a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
make your own, I'm not typing it again

Necrophilia 

The act of tenderizing your meat before dinner.
Injecting "flavor" into meat before eating it.
"Wow this is good meat what is it?"
"Oh It people, I believe its called Sara."
"How did you get it/her so tender and yummy?"
"Necrophilia"
Necrophilia by B. Adams March 28, 2007