nump

The act of wearing "Nothing Under My Pants".

Man... I'm goin nump.

by Mella-bella April 13, 2008

Numpet

Small asian like stump fuck standing about 4 foot 9 inches tall

as Patricia walked down the hall, rhett looked at her and said, " man she is a fucking numpet!"

by tyler dillon April 3, 2007

numpty

a person who is stupid

You are a numpty

by Jamie December 23, 2003

numpty

complete idiot whose iq ranges from 0-1

brian mcfadden (aka tubby) is a numpty

by mr.xyz December 28, 2005

numpty

Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.

When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..

by Segun January 25, 2005

Numptyhubba

1. A person who is significantly lacking in intelligence.

2. A person who is clearly "different" to surrounding organisms.

"Why did Steve score so low on the test?" "Nothing new, he's a numptyhubba."

by Wiiwierdo November 21, 2011

Numphy

The feeling you get when you're comfy and snuggled up while wrapped in a blanket or a loved one's arms, can be in bed or anywhere else equally as comfortable.

E.g I'm feeling quite numphs in bed and I don't think I'll leave it today.

I had to get to work but I was too numphy to get out of bed, so I called in sick.

by LDBT July 23, 2015