fucking nowhere

An insult used in the midst of frustration, Something you say when you are referring to someone who will never aspire to anything in life. A nobody from Nowhere.

Eg: Davyd your fucking nowhere you are going nowhere and your life will end up on the second corner of nowhere in the city not somewhere.

by okeyDokeysmokestoomuch tokey December 3, 2015

Buttfuck middle of nowhere

Where you are when you're lost, but you've found a town.

"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"

by Bendio December 9, 2008

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

buttfuck nowhere

A place where the Amish live.

"why the hell are we surrounded by the sh in buttfuck nowhere?"

by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia

What Wikipedia admins will ban you for if you aren't boring and robotic like the rest of the userbase.

I often get banned with "Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia" as the reason by the robo-admins, whose edits consist of 90% reversions using rollback or twinkle, which are lame admin tools to make Wikipedia even more usesless

by Downvoting Victim June 29, 2022

nowhere fast

A fictional place christians and parents tell you you'll end up because of drug usage.

Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"

"If you keep this up, you'll end up nowhere fast"

by SoakedInBleach May 12, 2015

scenic nowhere

Far away from all civilization. Typically a flat landscape with not much of a trace for life, such as a desert or the surface of the moon. A good example is the near lifeless desert area in the Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Squidward had to deliver a pizza and got lost.

We're out in the middle of scenic nowhere.

by Thievius July 28, 2016