ignorer's remorse

when you ignore a friend request on facebook & then you feel bad about it, because maybe, just maybe, you knew the person, but somewhere along the line, they changed their name or hair color and you just can't put two and two together.

i just clicked ignore on 10 friend requests on facebook, and now i have ignorer's remorse. sigh.

by holroydisms April 19, 2009

kebabists remorse

The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.

Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.

Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

Bullshitter's remorse

What happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. Treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.

Georgette: Hey, where's Ryan?
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty

by Oh my my February 19, 2015

Troller's Remorse

Troller's remorse is the feeling you get when you antagonize and troll some poor unsuspecting victim on a forum, game, chat room, or in person verbally and feel like a really big jerk afterward.

This feeling is usually accompanied by an overwhelming desire to apologize to the victim.

Troll: "You are so stupid and dumb, man I am so much better than you at everything ever."

Victim: "Man, that is so rude!"

Troll: "Yeah you're right I'm feeling some intense troller's remorse, sorry man."

by Zalipher October 5, 2012

Wire's Remorse

The feeling of emptiness after completing all five seasons of the best show on television.

Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.

Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.

by Mosquito Tweeter February 4, 2012

Emailer's Remorse

When sending an email, the gut-wrenching feeling of guilt after clicking send. Can be caused by inappropriate or overly emotional content, or just embarrassing spelling or grammatical errors. Such content may be the result of intoxication, but the terrible feeling is more likely to occur when one is sober.

Girl A: I just emailed my ex-boyfriend a poem about how much I still love him....AND I just noticed I used the wrong form of there/their!

Girl B: That is some serious emailer's remorse

by BethBethBethBethBethBeth November 29, 2011

call remorse

The feeling of mortification after you call someone then hang up when they answer knowing they will see that you called then hung up.

I was overwhelmed with call remorse when I hung up on my weekend hook up when he answered.

by 1jazzydiva November 7, 2011