Pants

What men can't wait to take off when with a hot girl.

Girl: Let's go to my place.

Guy: I'll take off my pants.

by Hall and Oates July 1, 2011

pants

stupid, useless item that people wear, in society....... silly city folk...

mr.smith is a queerbag, he wears pants......

by prince pwnage August 8, 2004

Pants

pants are best kept short. also long.

my pants.

by doctor squidgy gel October 28, 2003

pants

a term to describe someone who is extremely attractive or hot. It is a quick way to say "i want that person in my pants so i can do sexually inappropriate things to them."

megan: "hey, look at that uber hot guy"
alice: "pants!"

by make-out bandit July 26, 2006

-pants

Suffix attached to the name of a friend or family member.

"Check out the hat that Bobbypants is wearing!"

by Bug March 14, 2003

pants

very uncomfortable
unnecessary

hey! don't you hate PANTS?!

by mightymouse June 16, 2002

pants

devilish anti sex devices. Warning: pants made for girls are notorious for being even more difficult to beat, they can contain up to 4 buttons to be unbuttoned.

Dude, I was getting it on with this girl, but her pants were so locked up there might as well have been a padlock down there. So I gave up and found another girl with a skirt on.

by fatninjaporker February 19, 2011