A weapon used to abuse/beat on newbs. A method of verbally slapping/disciplining rookies as you would a puppy with a newspaper.
by lavvgiver April 12, 2010

A newb is the more propper way of saying the online Insult noob to a new player on an online game or a new friend on AIM, Myspace, FaceBook, MSN messanger, any program online if you are new to it ppl have the right to call you a Newbie or Newb so don't fight it you'll grow out of it sooner or later when a newer kid moves into town/goes to your school/joins the team
"WOW! that dude is such a Newb he SUCKS! at everything"
another friend hears that being said so he then says
"Oh I know dude"
the Newb then hears the insult and he dorkishley comes up and says
"Hey new friends"
the regular town's kids yell back at him
"Get AWAY! from us ya NEWB!"
another friend hears that being said so he then says
"Oh I know dude"
the Newb then hears the insult and he dorkishley comes up and says
"Hey new friends"
the regular town's kids yell back at him
"Get AWAY! from us ya NEWB!"
by Jer-Hey!!! July 26, 2009

Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.
by Kwistin September 25, 2005

by da awesome man February 21, 2017

Newbs don't play at 6am. Where as veteran players usually play at 6am so they can avoid new players. (AKA newbs)
Newb: Dude, I was playing call of duty last night and I was winning SOOOO much.
Good Player: What time did you stop playing?
Newb: Oh, probably about 11:00. I had to get up early in the morning.
Good Player: LOL, Newbs don't 6am.
Good Player: What time did you stop playing?
Newb: Oh, probably about 11:00. I had to get up early in the morning.
Good Player: LOL, Newbs don't 6am.
by Narwall7676 June 29, 2013

A gamer who plays badly and makes other games angry.
Unlike a n00b he knows how to play the game but choses to piss you of because he is probobly from South River,New Jersey.
Unlike a n00b he knows how to play the game but choses to piss you of because he is probobly from South River,New Jersey.
by awsomJosiah July 13, 2010
