The Absolute worst You can possibly be at something.
Also: An immediate threat to the future of San Francisco Giants baseball
Also: An immediate threat to the future of San Francisco Giants baseball
by Nise March 24, 2004
Get the neifi mug.A person of "non-english speaking background" (NESB), for which you apparently qualify if one of your parents was born in a country where the main language is not English. In some contexts, an excuse for underperformance.
by mich July 19, 2004
Get the nesbie mug.When you're going through your first weeks of getting high a newbie tends to giggle alot over little things as pot heads the non newbies hardly ever laugh anymore they smoke to feel normal.
Mike: remember the newbie days when we smoked for the first time together in hines park
Me: yeah we had the giggles so bad
Kevin: remember we were by the water and mike talked about teletobbies coming out of the water and killing us
Me: yeah man I miss the newbie days we laughed so much over little things
Kris: its over now lets smoke some more weed
Me: yeah we had the giggles so bad
Kevin: remember we were by the water and mike talked about teletobbies coming out of the water and killing us
Me: yeah man I miss the newbie days we laughed so much over little things
Kris: its over now lets smoke some more weed
by stewfoo January 13, 2005
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by YEEZUSCRUST January 25, 2017
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"Dude, check out my room, its decked out with NPH stuff. Mugs, t-shirts, etc."
"Have you converted to Neilism?"
"Have you converted to Neilism?"
by seniordouschenugget February 8, 2012
Get the Neilism mug.A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!
NETBITCH!
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!
NETBITCH!
Husband: "Baby, do you want to watch "Breaking Bad" on Netflix whenever I get home?
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"
8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX
Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"
8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX
Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".
by Tatsun September 20, 2013
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