-noun
A house, or "pad" built, and designed specifically for a Negro, or African American. Usually consists of
7 rooms:
1. Garage - Usually containing some crappy
car with "tripped out" hub caps, a "mad" paint job, and tinted
windows, or a minivan.
2. Bathroom - Usually how some cheap
ass pink towels, a broken sink, and a mirror.
3. Main Room (AKA "My trippin' balls crazy mad as
hell pad", or pit for short) - Has 2 or more flat screen TVs, a giant leather couch, dirty rug, industrial lamps, and a bunch of decorative crap you'd expect to see in your grandma's house, and empty KFC chicken buckets.
4. Kitchen/Dinning Room - Big
ass refrigerator stocked with watermelon and chicken, tons of cabinets full of knives and guns, a microwave, an oven, a microwave oven, a stolen baby
food appliance machine, an old vinyl top table taken from the church bake sale, and a buffet table.
5. Bedroom (AKA
Porn Studio) - Has a mirror, bed, some little girls
Barbie play set, and his closet where he keeps his cut off jeans, armless t-shirts, ripped up boxers and his "cool pair of kicks".
6. Workout Room - Usually has weights, treadmill,
ex girlfriends step machine, bench press, and a padded floor, all surrounded by 4 walls completely made of mirrors.
7. Stash Room - Where the Negro keeps all of his stolen goods, ranging from little kids toys, to his stolen "bling".
This goes for all African Americans but
Will Smith (White guy in disguise).