nan kid

derives from russel brands comedy sketches. a phrase used to describe a child or teenager with old ladylike qualities. Usually a 'nan kid' has been brought up by their nan.

Normal person: 'hey jane'
Nan kid: 'ooh isn't the weather lovely today, ive just completed my third crossword while sitting by the promenade, have you had a stroll yet today?'

by sarah hackson April 23, 2008

Family Nan

Exceeding large labia majora, reminiscent of the the family sized nan breads served in a certain Northampton (UK) curry house.

Her fanny flaps resembled family nan breads

by Arch Crippledick January 26, 2010

Nan Nutta

Means not to have or possess

you gots some money?
Nah, i aint got a Nan Nutta.

If it wasn'f fo da lord i wouldn't had not a nan nutta one dim bitches come into my life.

by Aaron Toms January 15, 2004

my nan

a woman who is your mothers or fathers mother

my nan is a junkie mate

by The boss of meme January 24, 2019

man-nan

the male form of a nan
usually pierced
usually accompanied by red hair

look at betty\'s man-nan!
Yo! betty pierced his frenum on his man-nan

by pseudopods April 26, 2005

bull-nan

a large amount of a substance consisting of cum, blood, and piss is put into a girls vagina and held in for as long a possible by a penis

I had some sick bull-nan last night with a kink

by el rico gonzolas January 27, 2007

Ur nan

My prostitute nan if peng

Ur nan is a prostitute

by K_A June 18, 2018