Murfed

The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 3, 2011

Murftown

Adj:
A state of perfection, firing on all cylinders, a palce of grandeur where 'Murf' lives,
Noun:
A small sparsley populated town near Wichita, Missouri.

A ladykiller of sorts, someone who like to love them and leave them, similar to the character in Paul Youngs 1980's hit ' Wherever I lay my hat...tha'ts my home'

1.Yo! you going to Murftown for the concert?
2.That guy is really nice, I'd say he works in Murftown...
3.Murftown & The Z Boys
4.That bitch is ugly......her mom's aint from Murftown that's for sure...

by Murftown October 17, 2006

murfle

a fluffy kitty

that murfle sure goes crazy for tuna fancy feast!

by largnar May 2, 2010

murfed up

comes from the phrase "messed up"

"That girl is murfed up!"

by 'shore newz December 26, 2004

Murfle

A racial slur for a Hawaiian

You know that kid, Dylan Kaapuniokaleiokamoku? Yea he's a dirty murfle

by foxy Roxie January 4, 2010

Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

by Bretford January 26, 2011

murfed out

(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.

Dude, I am so murfed out after all that shit we did last night.

by Allie March 8, 2004