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MANned

when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female
On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.
by tophieCC May 3, 2010
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munted

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter
Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.
by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004
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manned-out

the transformation of a young male's youthful appearance into an older male who looks around the age of 30 and older.
Jason, 28 years old, realized he had manned-out when his pic to a 23 year old on Craigslist was returned with the following message: "Can't you read? No one over 30!"
by Omar and Jason April 6, 2007
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Manned Rocket

A slightly derogatory term describing a recently impregnated woman - normally used when the person noticing or hearing for the first time is surprised
Damn! - She's been hit by a manned rocket... she is only 16
by freedom015 July 26, 2011
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munted

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".
"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"
by mslkiwi December 27, 2011
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munted

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"
by petemaaan June 25, 2012
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munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x
"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate
by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013
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