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muddy helicopter

The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.
"I gave my girlfriend a muddy helicopter. I've never seen a brown mushroom stamp before."
by guesswho76 February 3, 2010
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Muddy Napkin

An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.
As to muddy napkin your boss while on a date.
by The Big BEENJAMMIN July 28, 2011
mugGet the Muddy Napkinmug.

Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.
Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.
by Gunship May 5, 2019
mugGet the Muddy Mittenmug.

Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.
Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.
by DoubleTT August 15, 2021
mugGet the Muddy Sheetingmug.

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019
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Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."
by The Keg August 16, 2013
mugGet the Muddy hosepipemug.

Muddy Minnow

While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME
Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.
by Balloonknot15 September 11, 2018
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