muddy helicopter

The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.

"I gave my girlfriend a muddy helicopter. I've never seen a brown mushroom stamp before."

by guesswho76 February 3, 2010

Muddy Minnow

While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME

Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.

by Balloonknot15 September 11, 2018

Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.

by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

Muddy Ferdinand

When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess

1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!

by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 29, 2016

Muddy Boy

A Guy/Dude/Man that comes from the struggle or from the slums and hustles and grinds to get financially stable or upgrading their lifestyle

I come straight from the mud, i’m a muddy boy

by Pheonte706 December 21, 2018

Get Muddy

A reference to any sort of anal sex

I can't wait to Get Muddy with my girlfriend this weekend!!

by Mud master January 16, 2017