I don’t remember asking

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

by tbrockman76 April 8, 2020

misremember

Proof that Roger Clemens is both guilty and an idiot. This made up word was Celmens response to Andy Petitte's testimony where he stated that Petitte and Clemens discussed the use of Human Growth Hormons together. Clemens stated that this conversation did not happen and that Petitte "misremembered" it.

Roger Clemens made us all a bit stupider by saying that Andy Petitte misremembered a conversation they had about the use of steriods.

by DrFellatio February 15, 2008

remembered

To be always recognized by those from your past; to have people remember you

They remembered me because of my great pranks.

by Merolls November 13, 2016

misremember

What Andy Pettitte did while having a conversation with Roger Clemens regarding steroids and human growth hormones, thus joining Fred Durst's "agreeance" as fabricated, and utterly retarded words to enter the American lexicon

Roger Clemens: I think Andy misremembered the conversation we had about steroids and HGH.

Me: Misremembers? That's not even a word.

by silkyjohnson2 February 20, 2008

Mismember

To Misremember. To remember a detail of an event or conversation incorrectly.

FRIEND: Dude! You promised!

YOU: Sorry man, No I didn't. You just mismember our conversation.

by Brindlewolf January 21, 2009

misremember

When someone remembered wrong. Remembering a past the correct way but someone correcting you and saying you are wrong. Made famous by Roger Clemens on February 13th, 2008 during a congressional hearing on performance enhancing drugs in major league baseball.

I think Andy misremembers that I ever was injected with human growth hormone.

by a low roar February 15, 2008

I Remember You

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain

The wind would whisper and I'd think of you

And all the tears you cried, that called my name

And when you needed me I came through

I paint a picture of the days gone by

When love went blind and you would make me see

I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes

So that I knew you were there for me

Time after time you were there for me

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

We spend the summer with the top rolled down

Wished ever after would be like this

You said I love you babe, without a sound

I said I'd give my life for just one kiss

I'd live for your smile and die for your kiss

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

We've had our share of hard times

But that's the price we paid

And through it all we kept the promise that we made

I swear you'll never be lonely

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain

Washed away a dream of you

But nothing else could ever take you away

'Cause you'll always be my dream come true

Oh my darling, I love you

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

by Death Menace February 20, 2023