northwest missouri state

A college in the nothingness of northwestern mizzou in a town called Maryville it's 2 hours to any city you know of. But at least they have the best D2 football team in the world, beer, alcohol, parties, and a bar that lets you drink you as much as you want for 8 bucks!!!

Dude 1: I'm going to "northwest missouri state" next year Dude 2: where is that?
Dude 1: a town called Maryville it is sweet I went to a party and don't remember much more.

by Adam Wilton May 12, 2006

Nevada, Missouri

A nasty broke ass town where there is nothing to do! Full of druggies and hoes!

Teen1: This town blows! Nothing to do! Teen 2: So lets do drugs and have sex!

Welcome sign: Welcome to Nevada, Missouri. Drug capitial of the universe!

by MoYearbooker February 5, 2012

Mosopefoluwa

Mosopefoluwa means I give thanks to God. Mosopefoluwa is a beautiful and caring person but is also someone who gets very angry, but once she forgives she’s great

Mosopefoluwa is very beautiful

by Mosopefoluwa February 9, 2019

Glasgow, Missouri

Small town in Central Missouri located on the bank of the Missouri River. Well known for high school basketball, road tripping gravel roads, and consuming massive quantities of beer.

I got drunk last weekend in Glasgow, Missouri.

by powful February 4, 2009

Missouri

The Show-Me State. The northern half of the state tends to be flat and fits in culturally with the Midwest. Northern Missourians say "Miz-zur-ree". The southern half of the state is defined by the Ozark Mountains and tends to identify with the South, rather than the Midwest. Southern Missourians say "Mizz-zur-rah" keeping in tradition with the original French pronunciation of the Indian word that was used as the basis for the state's name. Southern Missourians in the Ozarks tend to speak iwith an accent similiar to Tennessee.

Home to President Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney, and famed Generals John "Black Jack" Pershing and Omar Bradley.

Abe: "I can run faster than that black bear coming towards us."

Paul: "Oh yeah? I'm from Missouri - show me."

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

valley park, missouri

smallest town in the universe. located 30 minutes outside of st. louis, missouri. home of the hawks. school spirit is zero. no football team and homecoming in february.

vp kid: dude ever heard of valley park, missouri?
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.

oh missourians.

by achingtobeheard August 18, 2009

mosoms

A shortening of 'man bosoms'. Another form of moobs or moobies.

A: Did you see Ferg at swimming?
B: Biggest mosoms I've seen in a long time.
A: They're bigger than your sister's!
B: (Punches A)

by PurpleJazz January 5, 2009