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Mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016
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Mort

Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.
by Anna wise January 29, 2022
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Mort

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone
Me: Mort
My friend: what?
by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019
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mort

-Hey, check what I sent on mort.
-Yo bro this shit is bussin!
by mortlover18 January 6, 2022
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mort cunt

Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!
by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021
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Mort

The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not
Yo look at the dude on the bicep curl machine hes such a mort
by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023
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