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cock moobs 

''he sat down too hard and mashed his cock moobs''

"i have a set of cock moobs below my penis"
cock moobs by fetus mcgretus June 22, 2009

Bubarak Moobs

The legendary street presence of Mubarak AlQouba — a mythic Kuwaiti figure famed across Kuwait City and Al Mouj for his impossibly large chest, which precedes him around every corner, announces his arrival before he speaks, and has reportedly caused minor traffic slowdowns on Gulf Road.

Said to roam the streets with an aura of quiet power, Mubarak AlQouba requires no introduction — his chest does the talking. Local folklore holds that he once walked through Al Mouj Marina and parted a crowd of tourists purely by existing. Sightings are reported at cafés, corniche walks, and high-end malls, always accompanied by the faint sound of seams under pressure.
"Bro, did you see who just walked into the diwaniya?"
"Wallah it must be Bubarak Moobs — the room got 30% smaller."

"They spotted Bubarak Moobs near Al Mouj again last night. Third time this week. Some say he never left."
Bubarak Moobs by lilblobby May 6, 2026

Mittes or Moobs 

Person: do you have man tittes?

Person: no I have mittes or moobs.
Mittes or Moobs by Hiitshaylo March 21, 2022

Mobster in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th US President as many of his closest associates wind up in Federal Custody.
Yes of course I voted for the Mobster in Chief, he is a talented and powerful business tycoon who is ideally prepared to negotiate deals around the world!
Mobster in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl February 16, 2019
A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007
An old hacker from the first Gunbound, Thors Hammer. Still hacks GunBound to this day, and is also hacking many other random online games.
Mooblar made another wind hack.
mooblar by Random_Deaf_Guy January 6, 2008