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maryland avenue montessori

a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)

A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”
by An angry teen December 9, 2021
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Tubercles of Montgomery

A more extra way of referring to Montgomery’s tubercles, which are those small bumps on a woman’s areola that look like smaller nipples and provide lubrication during breastfeeding.
And yea it was said, her tubercles of Montgomery were splendid and divine.
by Pony Danza April 13, 2022
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Montgomery Shakedown

Hanging someone upside down and spitting into their anus.
Johnny snatched my girl so I gifted him a Montgomery Shakedown, courtesy of the chef.
by MisterPerson April 14, 2015
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Montega

Spanish slang for heroin, dope, fetty, brown
Hey white girl you want a sample of some montega
by Babyredxx January 17, 2019
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Monterey Effect

A bizarre sliding scale phenomenon where the opposite sex becomes more desirable as their numbers decrease in proportion to the same sex in a small geographic area. The greater the difference in proportion, the greater the opposite sex's desirability is increased. First identified on the Monterey Peninsula in California in 1989, there were almost 100,000 single men at Fort Ord and other military installations which greatly increased the number of single men compared to single women.
Dude, take her out of this sausage fest and she's nothing more than a four, maybe 5 at best. The Monterey Effect strikes again.

Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.
by El Sadado December 30, 2007
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Dacre Montgomery

Hottest actor who has an accent and who i want to fuck me hard
Yo you seen season 3 of stranger things dacre montgomery plays Billy!
by Greeneyeddicksuckr June 8, 2022
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Monte

A man usually with a penis sizing from 9-15in long, Monte can out-size everyone in the West Coast
Is a sex master and can make a girl cry with his mind, the girl is crying because she remembers the deep dick in her pussy like it was yesterday.He will ravish a snatch in a heartbeat.
Hey did you see that guy at the beach a second ago... his penis was almost as big as Monte's is.
by Jizzmaster123 December 4, 2010
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