chasing the mongoose

When time is running away from you.

Chasing a mongoose is a difficult task that leads to failer

I wanted to get to bed early last night, but I was chasing the mongoose

by Jowday October 16, 2019

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shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.

After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.

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The greatest truck the road has ever seen, also driven by a courageous individual.

The mongoose has a v8

by Hahahhaadk March 28, 2021

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Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.

She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!

by Maddogg radio December 16, 2023

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Have you seen Harold’s dick? It’s a Norwegian mongoose!

by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023

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violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

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A language that has only one word, that word is Mongoose.

Mongoose.

by Davenottherave August 07, 2021

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