Moist

First popularized by Malibu's Most Wanted starring Jamie Kennedy , the word moist is used to describe 1.)someone who,like a pussy( slang for female reproductive organ),is wet and soft. 2.)is a bitch

"You Ren and Stimpy, Half steppin' Moist ass Bitches!"

by Ladee Ice April 6, 2005

Moist

Another word for "funny"

The word "moist" is used to make someone laugh, therefore, the word itself is to be used to describe something else that makes someone laugh.

"That kid is hilarious!"
"No, that kid is moist!"

by Doran Uramesy October 5, 2005

Moist

Generally fly. Derived from wet, a synonym.

Yo, these haters don't know, the Seattle rap scene is straight up moist.

by Brizz Nach March 14, 2007

Moist

(n.) A very hot chick. Alternatives - moisty. Plural - Humid

"What do you think of her?"
"She's very moist"

"Have a look at that moisty"

"Shit its humid in here" (Many hotties)

"How's the weather been lately?"
"Very Humid"

by KT August 18, 2003

Moist

A slang term for homosexual male. "Moist" is a reference to when gay men moisten or lubricate their buttholes so it's easier for it to accept man meat.

Moist Nigga: Is it still gay if I (very gay thing) but say "no homo afterwards"?

OG Nigga: What the..? Aye dog you sound hella moist right now

Moist Nigga: I'm just playing daddy ;)

OG Nigga: Dude...

by Husky Brown April 19, 2017

moisted

A person with particular traits of bitchiness idiocy and extreme lack of ability to think logically or rationally at any time. See "grundle".

ON THE PHONE

"Yo where are you?"
"At the pub, you coming out?"
"Naa, I'll speak to you tomorrow."
"When did you get so moisted?"

by hnri November 3, 2014

Moist

Extremely pleased or pleasing. Derived from "most terrific" + slurred speech = Moisturific" truncated yeilds Moist. More naughtily derived from a woman's sexual arousal.

Wow! That made me moist!

by Pitorch April 24, 2005