monk dimin'

A small, growing bald spot. The size of a dime and reminicent of a monk's scalpy patch. Bound to grow.

"... spins me around with the mirror so I can approve the back of my new haircut, I see it plain as day. I got a damn bald spot the size of a damn dime. I'm straight-up monk dimin'." - Ray Smuckles

by Leon Twardy January 14, 2008

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monka ass

When you scared yourself shit less

I was monka ass when i slipped on that balcony without the rail

by LACKOFSKILL October 29, 2018

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Monke

Colloquialism for any non-human primate. Usually used for meme purposes but can be used to avoid confusion in identifying monkey and ape species.

"Reject humanity, return to Monke."

by BarryBBensonsdad November 5, 2020

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monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.

i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!

by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008

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Monkerachi

When a person or thing is acting clumsy or making a silly mistake, embarrassing oneself or making a fool out of yourself that looks comical to others.

Chris: dude the TV isnt turning on!
Cros: wow what a monkerachi piece of shit.

by ☞cope☜ December 13, 2014

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