5 Minute Crafts

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.

DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT

by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022

8 Minutes

The longest unit of time possible known in the universe. When you say you're gonna cum in 8 minutes, your homie can already give up and go on about his life because you're never cumming. That's how long 8 minutes is. 8 minutes is a majestic unit of time in which not even the age the universe can compare. 8 minutes is as long a nigger's dick. 8 minutes is longer than infinity itself, it is bigger and girthier than infinity and a nigger's dick.

tuesday the 19th of february
nigger: Hey bro wanna game tonight?

fucboi: Sure bro I'll be there in 8 minutes.
the night of tuesday the 19th
nigger: You there bro?

by 8 Minutes October 7, 2022

wait a minute, who are you

A question when a person talks to somebody but he doesn't know who is him. The kazoo kid is pewdiepie.

wait a minute, who are you man, would you like a kazoo?

by ASFMF March 19, 2020

4 Minutes

According to Justin Timberlake, that's what we've only got to save the world.

We've only got 4 Minutes to save the world

by fuckinqueenslander June 19, 2008

Minter

Scottish; When you feel embarrassed or ashamed.

Can't believe I fell off the bus, what a total minter!

by Shanicefghijk June 29, 2010

two minute justin

Any man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.

Girl 1: So...did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what?
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...

by JTFan4u June 15, 2009

Jamaican Minute

A time period of when somebody says they will be ready in a minute but really it will most likely take them a couple hours.

Jordan: Where is Andre

Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes

Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes

by Spano_13 June 7, 2010