Mike

The action of masterbating, while takin a dump, while eating a peanut butter sandwhich.

Whoa i toke the biggest Mike yesterday.

by fat boy12341234 June 19, 2008

mike

A person named Mike is a person people make fun of you for liking. If you like Mike you will get mocked by your peers. The girls who do like 'Mike' won't own up to it out of judgement from peers. This is a guy who is easily made fun of by the opposite sex due to his situation in life, his looks and his lack of luck.

I liked Mike until other females found out about it. They warned me I would be commiting 'Social Suicide' if I were to date a guy as unnatractive and unnacomplished as he is.

by Rusna November 24, 2007

Mike

A sexy, egotistical man who is more in love with himself than the girlfriend he's been with and loved for ages. A narcissus but with good reason. An intelligent man with a nice big cock. The guy you'll fall madly in love with but no matter how much he says he's yours, you'll never have his complete and total love and commitment because there is one other person he's committed to and that's himself. And no matter how much he might try to make it seem like you come first, he'll always have that bit of apathy to you, that bit of not caring what you have to say. A Mike is a man who likes to be the one talking and has no regard for your words, except for on very few occasions. Despite all this, he is everything and anything you've ever wanted.

Marianna was madly in love with this guy; this guy said he loved her back but never completely showed his love for her like his love for himself. This guy was a mike.

by Marianna's Persona March 30, 2009

mike

fat piece of shit

She keeps eating like that she will turn into mike

by Pheonix311 November 01, 2011

Mike

An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.

Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up?
Yeah, he was a real mike!

by catcity88 December 05, 2010

Mike

Likes Men fucks dudes alot and beats alot of guys off

Aiden: Hey did you hear what Mike did to Mr johnson
Noah: No i didnt
Aiden: He gave him sloppy toppy in the bathroom
Noah: Woah hes a fag

by Teddy813 February 17, 2022

Mike

The same joke as Joe mama but with it’s Mike Hawk (my cock).

<Ricky> i fucked someone so hard last night
<Jose> Who
<Ricky> mike

<Jose> mike who
<Ricky> MIKE HAWK
<Random thiccc crowd> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by Created by mike,Thiccci Dicci November 05, 2019