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microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma February 9, 2020
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Step up to the microphone

euphemism - oral sex, giving head, blow job
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
That bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.

I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.
by DownUnder1 February 11, 2010
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microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma November 30, 2019
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microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma November 14, 2019
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brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
by CockBlocker December 14, 2008
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D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)

a person who uses a microphone in mic enabled online multiplayer games to talk, play recordings, or do various other things completely irrelevant to the game at hand.

it is reserved for people who do nothing but play music, brag about various things, or berates fellow teammates for doing nothing all the while they had a mic and did nothing useful with it.
"you D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)" or "what a D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)"
by porcupyne November 30, 2009
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ubiquitous microcephaly

adj. - found everywhere; pervasive
medical term - small head implying small brain

- a descriptive term meaning "small brains are found everywhere and persist".
-ubiquitous microcephaly --> breeds small minded people = the reason for all that is hilarious!
by microcephalyagonist October 5, 2013
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