Mickey Mouse Faggotry

Something that is unlikely that happens at an opportune moment, generally benefits one person or party involved in the situation and would offend and upset the other persons or parties involved...

Guy 1: Hey me and Lisa are totally going on a date on Saturday!

Guy 2: Dude WTF! She totally told me she was busy this weekend, Knock it off with this Mickey Mouse Faggotry! Like seriously Bro. Take that magical Disney Horse Crap back to the Club House!!!

by Jawziemotto April 20, 2010

Mickey Mouse ring

A Mickey Mouse ring is a used term by Lebron haters, which they use to claim that the Lakers 2020 NBA Championship was too easy for them and they didn’t have any competition. There are also excuses that the Lakers won because of the suspension of the NBA for 4 months then resuming to the Bubble.

“LeBron and Lakers Mickey Mouse ring doesn’t count”.

by HelloMyNameIs? May 2, 2021

Mickey Mouse trophy

A phrase commonly used by Penaldogs to describe Messi’s World Cup win and saying it is an unimportant trophy.

Messi fan: Did you see messi’s World Cup win?
Penaldog: I don’t care about that Mickey Mouse trophy.

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.

Vietnam was a Mickey Mouse War.

by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020

Mickey Mouse Sexual

An internet troller who is sexually attracted to Mickey mouse and the Mickey mouse clubhouse

P1: Micky mouse is hot
P2: fuck it's a Mickey mouse sexual RUN

by The Namer of Names Of Old January 10, 2022

Mickey Mouse Qual

To get a lucky qualification for something.

"John got such a mickey mouse qual for the wrestling state finals, he's so lucky."

by Billie The Bob May 22, 2022

Mickey Mouse Steakhouse

Where Mickey and his friends eat people.

Mickey Mouse Steakhouse, come inside we'll eat you alive.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 1, 2021