mephosotolisis

A disease almost as rare as the CGA demo, in which a member of the Assembly actually overdoses on 3eb. Symptoms include nausea, sweating, increased wisdom, anxiety, seizures, the urge to get a tattoo of a favorite lyric, delusions of grandeur, levitation, insight into the meaning of the universe, and genital swelling.

"Do you see that guy with the headphones having a seizure while floating in mid-air?"

"Yeah, must be mephosotolisis."

by Kreb_star August 29, 2009

Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.

Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.

by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011

Mason Method

The act of performing any sort of work in a laboraory setting while not wearing pants.

There are two methods of doing things: the safe way and the Mason Method.

by Mars Rover4 October 20, 2004

The Method

While masturbating, press with two fingers on your taint right before you orgasm. This makes your orgasm feel 40x better. Warning, may cause erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method it feels great.

Jacob: Ok I will.
*The next day*
Jacob: I was hospitalized with erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method.
People aware of what happened to Jacob: No that’s a terrible idea you should kill yourself.

by Coleolikesmen February 14, 2023

dog in the meathouse

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'

Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

pull out method

when the man pulls out his dick from the vagina right before ejaculation in order to avoid a potential pregnancy.

Bob: Baby, I'm not wearing a condom. I'm about to bust. What should I do?

Jane: Use the pull out method, fool!

by smokeylarue September 12, 2006

Jack mehoff

a pseudonym you use when you have to sign up for something really quick or just want to have fun.

Jack mehoff (aka Jack me off)

Teacher: Ok class, welcome to grade 9 science. This year I will be your teacher. You, young man, tell me your name please?

Jack

Teacher: Last name?

Mehoff

Teacher: That's a very unique name.

*30 minutes later*

Teacher: Jack Mehoff! JACK MEHOFF!

*Class starts laughing*

by sock mydong July 25, 2020