Methair

When you're high on meth and you rip a big lengthy fart that has no smell

Don't worry you won't smell it it's methair

by Bobby Light September 5, 2017

Methidon't

Doesn't do meth, but acts like they do !

Janet is addicted to wifi, like a methidon't.

by Jahp June 11, 2018

methmance

a romance were both parties are on meth

look at toms new methmance

by coecoe666 May 14, 2018

methissippian

A resident of Mississippi addicted to crack

They were arrested with crack in Jackson, MS and were labeled Methissippians

by Creativedefinitioner November 17, 2018

METHING AROUND

Everyday jobs of your average tweaker. Yes I said tweaker. There is just something about mething around smoking ice from my water pipe that tickles my fancy. Get the ball rolling on a new project and prepare to spend hours or days not finishing what you started. So hop on the ice pony and let the magic happen!

Chris: Cass, why are you mething around without me?
Cass: What? Um, I'm not mething around... I'm just holding it for you..
Chris: That's what she said.

by Earhustlerfolyfe February 6, 2019

Methil

A shithole town in Fife near Leven and the East Coast. Full of arsehole neds that hang around outside shops and street corners in groups either shitfaced on Buckfast and/or drugs who will give people abuse and act hard with their mates, but will say fuck all to you when they are on their own. Contrary to popular opinion, there are some good people in Methil, but they are sadly outnumbered by all the fuckwit arseholes who cause hassle and ruin it for everyone else. Not as nice as Leven, but a lot better than Kennoway, Buckhaven and East Wemyss without a doubt.

Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "Awrite pal, ah'm fae Methil, goat ony smack or bucky on ye?"
Person 1: Shouts "Look Police!!" and clutches their valuables and moves quickly in the other direction for their own safety while the Methil person is confused and nervous glancing furtively all over the place looking for a police van.

by Krystal Meph April 23, 2019

Methmories

The stupid but sometimes fun things you do while smoking meth!

Boy: Do you remember that time we were smoking and it tasted like a Sharpie marker?

Girl: Oh yes those were the methmories!!

by Chrisey Bailing December 21, 2019