Merlin

Merlin hates theirselves. They try to be funny. TRY. They're also dickhead attention whores.

Merlin : I'm sad. :(
Someone : Why?
Merlin : My shoes got untied somehow.

Someone : *looks down
Merlin : *shows circle finger.
*Merlin gets punched in the face.

by Lil' fagit January 6, 2019

merlin

a person who is highly fascinated with magic and fantasy, particularly someone who lives it as a reality by playing dungeons and dragons or magic the gathering.

That dude over there in the park pretending to sword fight is such a "merlin"!

by jcore78 January 5, 2008

Merlin

Merlin's are paler then snow and their eyes can be as far as 3 feet apart. Although they may look like a whiter version of Pepe don't let their looks deceive you, they are multiple times smarter then Pepe with an IQ of 65 and have the problem solving of a potato. When losing in a argument Merlin's will try to use tactics like raising of the voice and will also try to spit out random facts to convince you that you're wrong. Most Merlin's are very annoying and suck at everything they do. But be wary, any contact with Merlin's will surely drop your IQ.

"Oh look at that feminist over there, she is pulling a Merlin ; better not get in her way."

"Oh hey, look it's Merlin ; don't get to close or you'll have a nasty surprise."

by Merlin Reinders August 25, 2018

Merlina

holy fuck theres a female merlin??

MERLINA YOU FEMALE RACIST SHiT!!!

by wellsey February 24, 2005

merlined

a homosexual action in which a male puts his testicles into another mans mouth; named after the wizard Merlin in Harry Potter in respects to it being so hard to put another man's genitals in anothers mouth you must be Merlin

When Anthony merlined me last night, it was the best feeling I have ever had!

by Z. Diddy August 27, 2009

merlin122

A tool who has been told by the media that certain music is bad because the vocalist of a band actually sings. I wasn't aware that singing made a band 'emo'.

Merlin122: I am far too hardcore to listen to Mae because they have talent.

by Anonymous March 31, 2005

meelings

A term used to describe a mans feelings.

I hurt zac's meelings when i called him a nerd.

by shuyin84 July 29, 2009