Melchinger

1. Soft bodied man child with high blood pressure causing a redness in the face.

2. The semen stuck on the side of the toilet bowl after an ejaculation that will not flush off

3. A girlish belly laugh induced by intense fear

“Man that guy is a real Melchinger. Looks like he’s about to have a heart attack”

“I left a fat Melchinger in your toilet. I’m sorry”

“He was so embarrassed, all he could muster was a Melchinger”

by Sani-Cloth October 25, 2019

munching the kitten

another way of saying 'eating out vagina'

Person 1: "What did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I was munching the kitten."

by SpoiledJam March 28, 2021

Meanchine

Used to refer to an individual who are constantly spitting mean, hurtful words.

A: You're so ugly.
A again: You're so cheap.
A again again: You're a disappointment.
B: Wow, you're such a meanchine

by DigitalBoy030 March 30, 2021

Munching on mulch

A sexual act where one licks the butthole of another.

Munching on mulch is Victor’s favorite thing to do after his girlfriend takes a shit.

by Mulch muncher May 30, 2023

Poodle Munching

Making out with the girl on top.

"Dude, Filipe was poodle munching with Alyssa at the party last night. She took control over him; she was on top. Hott!!!"

by 1loveBEARDS June 17, 2012

Tub munching

1:When one eats food (especially fast food) in the tub or shower.

2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to do it later."

by Heart eater June 24, 2016

Fudge munching boomer

An older person who is mean ,selfish , uncultured and rude.

Dave : Your dad's such a fudge munching boomer , Why did he have to visit?

by Fudge munching boomer January 2, 2020