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kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!
daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️
by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021
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Headphone Meister

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”
by Iknowwhatyouthink March 9, 2021
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Jiggle Meister

One who is a master of making his/her own buttocks jiggle.
Q: Who is more of a Jiggle Meister? Abraham Lincoln? Or George Washington?

A: Neither, it’s definitely Natalie Portman.
by BennyWy June 20, 2025
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bluoy-meister

A master at being bluoy.
My bluoy-meister is so good at rubbing my feet.
by poopious February 13, 2025
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The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!
by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024
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Finkle Meister

The finkle meister is the title given to someone in the game of finkleton that is the most recent one to finkle someone. Giving away the finkleton curse results in the previous finkleton being in an immunity state called the finkle meister and is commonly thought of as the safest position to be in the game.
I finkled that homeless man so hard last night, now I’m the finkle meister.
by Son of Shad April 16, 2025
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Diddy meister

The meister of all the diddlers
by The diddy meister May 29, 2024
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