masterbation

the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.

by Mega Phunkatron March 21, 2003

Masterbake

the act of masterbating while under the influence of marijuana.

I'm gonna smoke a blunt and go masterbake.

by nicolipolieolie January 8, 2011

extreme masterbation

masterbating so hard it gives you a nice warm feeling then hurts

guy 1-i did some extreme masterbation today
guy 2-did it hurt?
guy 1 at the end, yes.

by rob billy June 18, 2011

Masturbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Tina : Guess what I'm gonna do when I get home.
Lisa : What?
Tina : Listen to indie and totally masturbathe!

by SKYLINE88 May 10, 2020

Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016