The first Marathon was ran by a Greek Soldier named Pheidippides who was sent by the Greek Army to proclaim the victory agianst the Persians but he collapsed dead tired.Now and days Television networks make fun of The Marathon word by using it on continueous Shows like Cartoon's and Dating on Mtv."It's obious,They Can't Run."
Runner girl:"Hey Ted let's run a 5k."
Ted:"No women im to busy watching the Cops Marathon,it's been going three hours nonstop!"
Ted:"No women im to busy watching the Cops Marathon,it's been going three hours nonstop!"
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to leave a group of people at random times to masturbate, then come back out of breath and play it off like nothing happened
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Get the running a marathon mug.There are hundreds of schools nation wide that participate in Dance Marathon. Dance Marathon is designed to help raise money for the Children's Miracle Network by having its participants dance for 26+ hours straight. While the purpose of the event is to raise money FTK, For The Kids, most of the time, the event serves as an excuse for fake ass facey Greeks to be excused from school, work, and exams for a little over 24 hours. 99.9% of DM participants will be seen hopping around drunk as fuck in a tutu and a frat tank, screaming FTK at the top of their lungs, when half of them don't even know what FTK stands for.
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Get the Dance Marathon mug.When one drinks excessive amounts of Iced Tea (to honor those who threw tea into the harbor in boston) and when said participant has to use the bathroom, they proceed to run from urinal to urinal peeing nonstop in each one.
Bob drank three gallons of iced tea during the movie and celebrated when he discovered the theater bathroom empty by running a "Boston Marathon"
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Get the Boston Marathon mug.An ancient English festival harking back back to the earliest days of slavery in the seventeenth century, when indigenous white people would run after black slaves owned buy affluent aristocrats.
In modern times, on the day of the London marathon, all the road and streets of London are closed off and 5 "ceremonial" Kenyans are chosen to run through London being chased by Londoners to a finish line. Thousands of Londoners take part every year and most raise money for their favorite charities. The restriction of participants being exclusively white indigenous Britains was lifted after a country wide political campaign supported by the New Labour political party and backed by the Lib Dems (before the world went mad).
In modern times, on the day of the London marathon, all the road and streets of London are closed off and 5 "ceremonial" Kenyans are chosen to run through London being chased by Londoners to a finish line. Thousands of Londoners take part every year and most raise money for their favorite charities. The restriction of participants being exclusively white indigenous Britains was lifted after a country wide political campaign supported by the New Labour political party and backed by the Lib Dems (before the world went mad).
by rebelwaveabbas December 21, 2010
Get the London Marathon, the mug.A Shaytard marathon is the act of watching numerous hours and videos of the famous YouTube star, "ShayCarl" and his family which he refers to as the "Shaytards". He started making video logs every day in the year 2009 and he still continues today with over 2 million subscribers.
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