Markus and Martinus

They are fucking gay nibbas who have been summoned by Satan to terrorize our ears with abissmal music.

Fucking retard: I kinda like Markus and Martinus
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case

by Apehue December 23, 2019

Markus Johnson

A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face

That’s a Markus Johnson run

by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018

marku~sama

the big baus of the yessirboi stwippa club, zoey and hailey simp, orge with nathaniel and queengay. whore+ cunt, niggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baboooon, JAemesss channy~, porn rapist, registered sex offenda/toi. turd

marku~ sama, thank you for giving me the hump ditty hump, it was my first, you are the best boifwendu i ever met

marku~sama =the big baus of the yessirboi stwippa club, zoey and hailey simp, orge with nathaniel and queengay. whore+ cunt, niggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baboooon, JAemesss channy~, porn rapist, registered sex offenda/toi. turd

-nathaniel~kun

by ㄋㄨㄛ May 15, 2023

Markus

A bitch who never gets laid and will never get a girl friend

Markus will be a virgin for life

by Ashlyn4lifeyeah January 3, 2019

Markus Ruud

Dick Head

Oh, what a markus ruud
Meaning: oh what a dick head

by Markus Ruud May 21, 2015

Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.

“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”

by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019

Markus

The Ugliest man alive!

You look like Markus

by JayNiko October 23, 2020