Markus is a strange guy who loves food and will put anything in his mouth just for the sake of eating.
Damn, Markus stole my lunch again.
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Get the Marium mug.Markem is a person who is very mysterious. Markem can feel many things that you wouldn’t know. He likes to play with people and sometimes their emotions. You can rely on him if you get on his good side. He cares for all his friends and will do whatever it takes to please them. Find out things he doesn’t want you to find about him. And he’ll make you regret it.
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He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7
The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself.
It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent.
One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself.
Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad
The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen.
Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7
The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself.
It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent.
One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself.
Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad
The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen.
Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
“Markus what are you doing here?”
“Can I pleasseeee turn your asshole into Jericho? I’ll give you a prawn?”
“No.”
“Kill yourself cunt”
“Can I pleasseeee turn your asshole into Jericho? I’ll give you a prawn?”
“No.”
“Kill yourself cunt”
by Homob499 January 31, 2022
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