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Marist College

A stuck up, rich kid college in Poughkeepsie, NY. Where 3 out of every 5 girls is know for having an STD and was recently rated one of the WORST colleges to go to for 'unexplained reasons'.
Guy 1: 'Yo I partied with this chick who goes to Marist College last night and fucked her.'
Guy 2: 'Hahaha you probably have herpes now, dumb fuck.'
by stfu dumb cunt December 14, 2010
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closeted marxist

When a person, who affiliates him/herself with stark conservatives, but at the same time displays deep affection towards socialist welfare states, then that person is a closeted marxist.
- Isn't it weird that Jack Posobiec is so busy talking 24/7 about how good it is to live in Poland?
- Yeah, since Poland is a socialist welfare state, with many Venezuela-like programs implemented using taxpayers money by the Kaczyński's PiS party government.
- Right! I guess he's just another closeted marxist.
by WhiteDudeFromPoland November 19, 2018
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Marist High School Kids

Mostly just a bunch of nerds that try overly hard at everything they do. They get a free ride to the state championship for football in 2009 and... BOOM! Their better than every school in the area from Saint Rita to Mount Carmel and even think their as good Rice whos even worse than the other two schools named. Not to mention Marist did lose that game. Also with this lame school, they think that they are good because of a volleyball state championship, but in reality volleyball is what we would call a "wussy" sport.
Marist High School Kids: "Were the best school ever we won a state championship and we got runner up in 09!"

Everyone else: "You guys suck! you win volleyball and lose to main south in the championship!"
by Wegonfindyoazz January 26, 2011
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Markism

A religion surrounding (the almighty) Mark Payne
Are you a member of markism?
by thelostlibertine May 9, 2006
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Markishnish

1. can be a dick, has a dick, is a dick
2. guy who can be ridiculously funny, in a non funny way
3. good friend, even though he is a dick!
by katie xoxo December 13, 2004
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markit

Sad lonely little boy, with nothing better to do than take the mick out out of people in a truly geekish way. On adult orientated websites. Other words with a similar meaning include, but are not limited to :-

looser, nob jockey, gimp, and geek.
Just check any adult orientated messageboard. He's almost certain to be on it. And read one of his posts.
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Cultural Marxist

Anybody with the AUDACITY to disagree with the alt-right; includes feminists, The Gays™, people who believe the earth is round, and actual Marxists.
Those cultural Marxists won't let me be racist!! This is an afront to my freedom of speech!
by EustaceClarenceScrubb January 22, 2021
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