Task managered

To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat

In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!

by gaaaaaaaaaay kenilworth October 08, 2009

assistant manager

one who does all the crap other people won't and listens to all the bitchin from both sides.

The assistant manager will do it.

by beckstarr July 26, 2008

management by driveby

When a manager comes whizzing through the cubicles to see if you need anything from him/her without stopping to listen to your answer. Way for manager to know what his/her people are doing.

Every morning Sherwin swings by our area to say hi and pulls a management by driveby.

by Sun rays with a chill factor January 18, 2009

product manager

Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.

We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!

by Chosney July 11, 2003

manager stick

The ability of executives, supervisors, or members of management to attract female employees ranked below them simply by being their superiors.

Grant: Did you see that smokin' hot intern Brian hooked up with?

Jim: Yah. Brian's the boss. He's got the manager stick.

by The JIC January 07, 2007

crush management

When the object of an unrequited crush tries to maintain friendly ties with the smitten party without selfishly leading him/her on.

When L. realized he was on the receiving end of some world-class crush management, he was hurt of course, but appreciated J.'s thoughtfullness.

by gwood99 July 11, 2008

Account Manager

What an employer will post in a job description, trying to make some job look like an awesome, experience-gaining, entry-level beginning to a wonderful career in Marketing techniques, strategies, and problem-solving, and all with competitive salary. When in reality, it's being a door-to-door salesman or a telesaleman making cold calls all day with commission-based pay.

IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING FOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
Run in a local office near you. COMPETITIVE PAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
Work for a great company, gain skills in marketing techniques, problem-solving and working as a team an alone, competitive pay + bonuses. I SWEAR THIS IS A GREAT JOB.

by j_ballin April 08, 2015