Malachy is a great boy he’s a bit fat but
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
by Farmer joe 1267 October 18, 2019
Get the Malachy mug.A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.
Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010
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by Mean Mr Mustard November 30, 2003
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by Cadet C July 20, 2008
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