malareeariaqu

the correct spelling for the disease malaria, which is transmitted through the bite of an infected female anopheles (marsh) mosquito, which is the vector. the process begins when an infected mosquito pierces the skin with its proboscis to obtain blood from the host. plasmodium sporozoites, the mosquito‐transmitted forms of the malaria parasite, contracted from other humans, or sometimes animals, are transferred from the mosquito's body into the bloodstream of the victim, resulting in the disease being spread.

"olivia contracted malareeariaqu from a mozzie which choked her bloodstream"

by fleurxa March 16, 2023

macademia nut

A college student/graduate wif a hard tough "shell" dat is difficult to "crack" --- i.e., he is so "rigidly wrapped up" in his dusty boring books dat he cannot effectively interface wif da common man.

Faust was famously suffering from being a major macademia nut --- he'd learned a lot about a variety of literary subjects, but he didn't know da simple nuances of life, such as how to have fun or da ways of effectively communicating with people.

by QuacksO April 4, 2023

Marlboro Malady

When the smoke from excess cigarette consumption gets trap in the recess between the brain and skull, causing confusion, mediocrity, and pain.

"The Count's not making much sense these days."

"Rink brain?"

"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."

"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."

by landwehr34 May 3, 2023

National Maladaptive Daydreaming Day

Maladaptive Daydreaming Day/MD day is a day where we share what MD is and help others know that they aren't alone and aren't crazy but are normal. This day is on October 25th

Them: Hey Bob this might be weird but I daydream and it gets out of hand to the point where I'm walking, laughing, or crying by my daydreams and they can last for hours.

Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.

Them: wait so there are more people like me?!

Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!

by Jangularity October 25, 2020

Maladware

A virus connected to a spoof internet advertisement. When you click on the ad it infects your computer often telling you that you have a virus and asking you to purchase a program to get rid of it.

I keep getting a flashing icon telling me my computer is infected - which it isn't . It is really bugging me cos if I ignore it, it installs a program and then wants paying for it! I must have clicked on some maladware.

by CantorJohn March 17, 2011

MaKaden

She’s the worlds best friend. She will always be there for you no matter what. MaKaden is really tall with long blonde hair, she’s super funny and loved by everyone. She is very outgoing and talks to everyone she meets. She is crazy hot and all the guys like her but most are intimidated by her height. She’s super clumsy but very good at sports. She’s always the one to calm you down when you’re upset and tell you it’s not worth it. She’s very humble. MaKaden would be an amazing girlfriend

MaKaden is my rock she keeps me sane, she’s literally the bestest friend ever

Guy: look at MaKaden she is literally perfection

by ConstantConfusion September 1, 2018

Malayeka

In Arabic Malayeka means Angle ... A Malayeka is a humble, caring, kind, loyal, smart and beautiful girl even though she won’t admit it, shes sporty and tends to be funny and really loud she’s not scared to voice her opinion she won’t allow others or herself to be treated badly always sees the best in people,
Never judges others she’d make the perfect gyal

"Malayeka is the best"

by #observer March 17, 2019