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Typical Mailers

Ryan: "Have you heard of XM9G? He is such a Typical Mailer!"
Archer: "I hate typical mailers!"
by Danorbis Skyrden March 27, 2023
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Coconut Malled

You’ve just been coconut malled
hey you’ve just been coconut malled send this to someone else to undo the coconut malled on you
by Man that’s Major May 7, 2021
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Mailee

A weird, I mean like REALLY weird person that probably has a mind set of a 4 year old, childish and funny ofc😏
A total narcissist, And again, Weirdddd🤪(warning, you WILL lose brain cells talking to a Mailee) if you naturally spot a Mailee eating or sleeping and even on her phone, don’t EVER Disturb it.
People, children, everyone... don’t be a Mailee 😂 (Take me for example)
by Some.Random.Child May 12, 2018
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mailer-daemon@googlemail.com

The mailing person who sends your emails back to you with a failure for no visible reason.
aaand, send. Not again! mailer-daemon sent it back once again!
mailer-daemon@googlemail.com: Message failed to send to <someone@example.com>
by Griggles October 19, 2020
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Trailer Mailer

Advertisments (Fliers) sent through the mail, that target the uneducated, lazy, poor, or basic low lifes of society.
We send out way to much trailer mailers to the trailer trash in Alabama, West Virginia, and Mississippi.
by buffalojay May 20, 2010
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Illinois Maled

When one is either suddenly ignored, and/or when one person signs off without a proper farewell.
Guy: So what do you do for fun?
Girl: I like to play watch movies, listen to music, and hang out with friends, you?
-Guy has signed off-
Girl to random friend: He totally just Illinois Maled me!
by turrica June 13, 2010
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Soft Maledom

The correct subversion of just Maledom.

This is when in a relationship, there is a man (the dominant) that takes the sexual lead and responsability with his sub (the submisive) who is more commonly a woman, altought this also aplies to gay people and even others.

Of course, as the "Soft" sugest, this relationship is not focused on been abusive nor humilliating. Is about psychology, is natural for men to have fantasies and desires of been big, strong, and powerfull. And viceversa with women, who commonly depicts thelselfs as smol beans who wants hugs and kisses.

Sexually, this is traslated like this: The male takes pleasure in organizing and making love to his sub, feeling his masculinity and power reafirm. And the sub takes pleasure in been protected, cared and satisfing his doms needs.

A very important component of this is Safe, Sane, and Consensual (SSC) where both parties are having sex with protection or while take any safetly precaution, both the male and his sub and completly aware and conscient of what are they doing, and when they both give explicit permits to play with their bodies.

Bonus points if the guy is very insecure about himself and the sub is very bratty and hornier that him!
Wife: "BABY PLEASE SLAM MY HEAD INTO THE WALL AND DESTROY MY SMALL PUSSY PLEASE MAKE ME YOUR FUCKTOY PLEASEEEEE DOMINATE ME!"
Husband: "No! You are my wife and i love you! I will gently foreplay you until you are ready for piv, them we will have sex and YOU WILL ENJOY IT AND I WILL NOT HURT YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Wife: "NYAAAAA! YOUR MERCFULL SOFT MALEDOM JUST MAKES ME MORE WET AAAAAAA!"
by Fgyjt June 6, 2023
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