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Ass Mace

Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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Mace Windu

A "Mace Windu" is when you grip your junk too hard when you're beatin it, and it starts turning purple... Like the Star Wars hero's purple light saber.
"Damn, I was havin a great time the other night. But my junk still hurts from that Mace Windu I did.
by 2 Tall May 3, 2008
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Macet

The Bahasa word for 'Traffic Jam' used in the most congested city on earth, Jakarta (Indonesia).

Macet is a festering beast that is rapidly growing out of control and lowering the morality rate of the average citizen from stress.

A 10 minute drive can take up to 2 hours due to 'Macet'.
Dood are you coming over?

I can't at this time fam, MACET !
by M1STAH July 23, 2011
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Macksburg, Ohio

A small village in Washington County, Ohio along Duck Creek with less than 250 people. Macksburg, Ohio consists of mostly rednecks that run in durbys, hunting, fishing, and being in everyone elses business.

Macksburg only has three stores. A mini-mart/resturant, an adult store, and a mini car lot. There is a park, half a post offfice (with only po boxes) a city hall, grave yard, a church and less than 100 homes.

As of 2011, the mayor is Jerry Williams.
Don't live in Macksburg, Ohio.
by PenguinsEatPolarbears April 23, 2011
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Macs

Overpriced pieces of shit that cost $500+ more then a computer with the same specs, can't play games, non upgradable, can't use 90 percent of general software, does less.

Used by the 8 year old, elderly, ignorant hipsters.
Macs, the reason why they dont get most viruses is that nobody gives a shit about them.
by Jeff R Kline October 28, 2008
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macey

Macey is a crazy girl who should not be allowed near people.
No Macey, leave those convicts alone!
by Myles M. March 20, 2005
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macasswards

Something so screwed up, only a Mac engineer could have created it.
Trying to FIX any mac, is completely macasswards.
by KRR March 6, 2008
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