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Lip Lurker by Captain Snippy O'toole January 26, 2010
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Myspace Lurker
A person who looks at peoples profiles excessively. The Lurker will look at peoples pictures, hidden friends & comments,The lurker will even comment the same picture over and over if arguing with someone , and they are constantly on Myspace , if you were to check your online friends that person would be online, doing who knows what.
-Not Lurker : hey great pic!
-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl
-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?
-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time
-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker
-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl
-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?
-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time
-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker
Myspace Lurker by Crazy_Rabbit_99 June 15, 2009
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Chicken Lurker
Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.
Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.
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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.
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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.
Chicken Lurker by Bernard Matthews November 9, 2011
window lurker
a window lurker is someone who stares out the window at people unknowns to those people.
A person who "window lurks" is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.
when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.
window lurking victims can often be "way cooler" than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.
window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.
A person who "window lurks" is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.
when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.
window lurking victims can often be "way cooler" than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.
window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.
I think those people over there look really cool so, as a serial window lurker, I'm going to go window lurking them for the afternoon.
As a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.
I'm busy now, but I'll go window lurking later.
Nobody has I clue I was window lurking them all week long. I am such a good window lurker.
As a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.
I'm busy now, but I'll go window lurking later.
Nobody has I clue I was window lurking them all week long. I am such a good window lurker.
window lurker by VATpackman June 7, 2011
power lurker
After finally responding to some of the 5000 MLPF posts that piled up in his forum account while on a six month sabbatical, his online forum friends flamed him for being a power lurker.
power lurker by Thubten Comerford December 7, 2006
Bar Lurker
One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.
A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"
"who? oh that dude in the dark?"
"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."
"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
"who? oh that dude in the dark?"
"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."
"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
Bar Lurker by Paulman6356 July 10, 2009