a window lurker is someone who stares out the window at people unknowns to those people.
A person who "window lurks" is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.
when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.
window lurking victims can often be "way cooler" than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.
window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.
A person who "window lurks" is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.
when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.
window lurking victims can often be "way cooler" than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.
window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.
I think those people over there look really cool so, as a serial window lurker, I'm going to go window lurking them for the afternoon.
As a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.
I'm busy now, but I'll go window lurking later.
Nobody has I clue I was window lurking them all week long. I am such a good window lurker.
As a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.
I'm busy now, but I'll go window lurking later.
Nobody has I clue I was window lurking them all week long. I am such a good window lurker.
by VATpackman May 13, 2011
Usually when people order pizza, after dinner, USUALLY people leave the pizza out, Leftover Lurkers usually come down to have dinner from the leftovers or in my case, usually have a second dinner
Guy 1: That pizza really hit the spot, but Im still hungry.
Guy 2: Well you're out of luck, the leftover lurker came down and took it for his own
Guy 1: Shit
Guy 2: Well you're out of luck, the leftover lurker came down and took it for his own
Guy 1: Shit
by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 16, 2016
After finally responding to some of the 5000 MLPF posts that piled up in his forum account while on a six month sabbatical, his online forum friends flamed him for being a power lurker.
by Thubten Comerford December 06, 2006
noun
1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.
1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.
by BeepBeepBoop June 25, 2014
A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.
drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
by wooooparty June 15, 2010
In call of duty: One who insists on camping in bushes where you are unable to see them. These people are found most commonly on maps like grid or array.
by servedbythecook March 18, 2011
Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.
Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today.
Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.
Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.
by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022