Lotion wrinkles

When your put to much lotion on a body part and it starys to wrinkle

Jake has lotion wrinkles from to much lotion

by kkdude_163x February 14, 2019

lotion collector

Someone who has an unusual amount of skin moisturizer for unknown reasons

"Tim was hella awkward around the hoes, he had to become a lotion collector"

by TheEvilLotionCollector May 14, 2022

dick lotion

(n.) Lubrication specifically designed for assisting in male masturbation.
(n.) Any lotion used to aid in reducing friction between hand and penis.

In order to prevent chafing, a big ol' bottle of dick lotion was available with a convenient squirt-top.

by A Bodacious October 03, 2017

Cave Lotion

When you rub your cum into or on another persons body. Acts as an exfoliant, a moisturizer, or a balm.

“Let me have that cave lotion, my lips are cracking”

“Give me a few squirts of your cave lotion”

by King Kandy September 18, 2021

LOTION EXPLOSION

When you use so much lotion it's an explosion. If you know what I'm saying. 😏

Samanathas daddy had a lotion explosion.

by BananaApples creator of fruit October 07, 2018

Toast lotion

Butter, Nutella, peanut butter, anything of cream like consistency spread on a piece of toast.

Ohh, that looks delicious, toast lotion and jam.

by SnazzleTooth December 02, 2020

calamine lotion

pink lotion that you use on something like chicken pox and makes you look retarded, but luckily if you have chicken pox you wont be going anywhere anyway

I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."

by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010