loggerhead

A gigantic turd left in the toilet.

Whoever left the loggerhead in here, needs to learn the meaning of flush!

by Barbie2277 October 13, 2005

Logger

An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.

After I released the logger into the toilet, I bled out of my anus.

by CaffeineNicotine July 1, 2003

. . . if only bananas were longer. . .

A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.

Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!

Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .

Whining Little Worm: *Silence*

by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011

Looner

A person who is sexually aroused by balloons weather that be a hot women with little to no clothes on blowing them up until the pop, using their big ass to sit on them or just watching them blow it up slowly while their vagina hardens up each breath makes them wetter and wetter while the balloon expand with every breath breathing harder and harder till it pops and reaching orgasm

I watched this looner porn where this girl blew a balloon while getting railed so hot 🥵

by Xxxfourty July 29, 2021

Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.

Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010

lonerfy

it's when you disconnect yourselves from the rest of the world because you need some times alone. mostly because you realize that the people around never really been there for you and you're sick of all the bullshits.

opposite: unlonerfy

1: Hi, where have you been this holiday?
2: I have an operation lonerfy. i limit my times with people especially backstabber.

by operation lonerfy June 30, 2010

Logger

One who stands up after taking a shit and cuts their poo in half with their urine.

"What about us loggers, hard working folk that stand up after they take a poo and cut it in half with their urine"

by Kenneth Jay Crowe February 4, 2014