Liza

an amazing friend ; she will never leave your side and she is definitely trustworthy
she's not beautiful , she's beyond it
she's not pretty , she's past that
she's not gorgeous , she's infinity
her laugh will make you laugh for days after
she doesn't get jokes, but surely pretends to
she's bangable, and has the body of kim kardashian
but she will play hard to get forever, which is true
she is veryyyyyyyy hard to get
no wonder she's single

Holy shit , what's that amazing aroma i smell?

- Oh yeahh it's liza again

Jeeezus! liza always looks hot

by soccer_player101 July 19, 2010

Lizabeth

The most caring, gentle, crazy, and amazing girl you will ever met.

"Look it's Lizabeth. She just helped a old woman across a street."

by Padme* December 28, 2016

Lizandro

The most badass dude you will ever meet. He is hot, smart, funny, caring, and is loved by all. Never gets into fights unless people deserve it, and always tries to have a great time

John: Hey did you go to that party last night?
Jeremy: Nah, but I heard it was off the hook because Lizandro was there.
John: ya man, it was baggin and he had all the girls

by Lizandro's sexy girlfriend March 7, 2009

Lizard kissing

Kissing with tongues but shallow and flickering like a lizard tongue.

"Haha you look like a lizard... ewww that was definitely lizard kissing!"

by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010

Lizard Diesel

Canadian skier slang for penis.

Check out the lizard diesel on that guy!

by Sadham February 26, 2011

lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.

Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.

by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017

Sissy lizard bitch

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.

Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019