Length

The measure from distance to distance.

person: wanna know the length of my dick
me: I’m totally okay with never knowing that

by yummytoenails69 October 3, 2018

lentil

a person who attempts and fails miserably and embarassasingly at being:

emo
scene
goth
punk
skinhead
headbanger
any other sort of subculture

they usually assume they are very cool by doing this and often proclaim they dont care about these names

FUCK OFF

dude did you see that guy werain eyeliner

yeah what a lentil

by sad(istic) panda October 29, 2009

Lentils

A young scene kid or emo kid that's new in town.
Or younger/new generation that only just started being in the city everyday and try to dress up as scene kids but fail really badly.

Ed "What's those noise outside of maccas?"
Scott "It's those goddam lentils hanging around!"
Ed "But isn't lentils... beans?"
Scott "No they're annoying little scene kids"

by krugz October 1, 2009

I gave it up for lent

One of the best ways to get out of something you don't want to do.

P.S. Only can be used for 40 days before easter.

"John, wanna go to the mall with me :D?" -Annoying ugly girl
"I gave it up for lent"-John
"Oh well in that case nevermind."-Annoying ugly girl

"Brian, take out the trash."-Your mom
"Sorry i gave it up for lent"-Brian
"Damn being a Christian -_-"-Your mom

by Coooooook March 26, 2011

lengther

Sole job of one person in which he determines the length of things such as tape, strings, wooden boards. Works closely with a gurther.

When covering motors with clear plastic.. the Lengther rolls out the plastic and tells the man with the knife where to cut it.

by A-Shift 6th hand December 11, 2013

lanutti

Lanutti is the term that is used for older family members as they have not only lost their hearing, but also their minds... Hence La - nut - ti

Young Person - Hey lanutti

Lanutti: what are they selling, did u say chocolates

by pogopixie October 21, 2015

Leutrim

Leutrim is a funny and a clueless guy, he is always late and he voice cracks alot. He is so late that he will be late for his own funeral

Leutrim is a prankster and tells people they have won 1 miljon dollars. Leutrim wants to know where Coop is.

by Marcus 21Gucci April 25, 2017