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carpet layer

Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.
Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!
by Gimli July 9, 2003
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Five Layer Burrito

Having sex with five mexicans over all five orifices of the body. (One in each ear, one in the mouth, ect.) Sour Cream is optional.
Denyce can get a five layer burrito for 85 cents, but only at taco belle.
by human shark April 1, 2010
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LayerCake

Refers to the layers of fat surrounding an overweight woman or man's Moose Knuckle
That lady(man) was huge you should have seen her layercake!
by ItsMeABC123DEF February 23, 2012
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how many layers of irony are you on?

like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: How many layers of irony are you on?
Person 2: Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: You are like a little baby, watch this.
Person 1: S U C C
by HandleThatIsntUsedBySomeoneEls February 27, 2019
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layer

The correct term for someone who does cosplay. Or at the very least, it means that the person cosplays well.

This usually means that they take part in cosplay groups, do skits to go with their costumes, sew their own costumes, and maybe write a doujinshi on the side. Their costumes generally look better than most cosplayers because they spend more time and more money laying out a pattern and taking the time to do it right.
Jan Kurotaki is one of the best layers in Japan.
by potato-sensei February 7, 2006
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white protective layer

The layer of build up that forms on your teeth after not brushing them for an extended period of time that protects your teeth from such things as plaque, coffee stains, and kisses from the oppisite sex.
The white protective layer on Matt's teeth is pretty nasty.
by Jesse He September 11, 2006
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Seven Layer Dip

When you stack seven women each of a different race on each other and proceed to "dip" into each one.
I was braggin' to my homies the other day. I told them I have so many women that I had a seven layer dip last night.
by Mr. Rx February 17, 2009
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