LAVA CLIT

When a woman decides to use ICY HOT as a lubricant on her clit.

We called Jenny LAVA CLIT after she used the Icy Hot to rub one out.

by RAB of I DA HO September 15, 2010

Lava Teeth

The condition in which one's teeth spontaneously become molten or liquid in a nature similar to that of lava.

"He was a good kisser, except for the lava teeth"

by emmaruby January 13, 2008

lava butt

In the sercumstance when ones fart is so hot it feels as though lava is oozing out the ass.

Known to leave a hint of sulfer in the air.

OMG!!! my ass ring is so hot and I smell sulfer, I swear theres lava in my pants...ow..I must have lava butt.

by ZACH and alex October 7, 2005

Hot Lava

Slang for semen- the milk like fluid that erupts from a man's knob when ejaculation occurs

see.. Peter North

John- Aaahhh, damn Joan, that pussy is tight as fuck. Just a few more thrusts and I am going to cum!

Joan- Perfect John pull out and pump your Hot Lava all over my tits and face.

by pwild June 21, 2006

The floor is lava

A terrible meme that clickbait youtubers made about 50 grand from.

Billy-No-Mates: "THE FLOOR IS LAVA"
A Fungi (what is my life): *Jumps on a pebble*

by (WHY IS THIS A THING) BHBHVH November 12, 2018

Lava Melon

its like a water melon but filled with lava

That Lava Melon killed my family

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

Lava Cake

1. An amazing dessert made from a milk chocolate dreamy, fluffy cake filled with scrumptious molten lava chocolate filling served with ice cold vanilla ice cream on top and drizzled with chocolate and raspberry sause. A specialty of Glory Days Resturant at the Fox Mill Shopping Center
2. A dessert made specifically for teenage girls
3. Sex
4. Better than Sex
5. Better than blowjobs
6. Perfection

Sarah and Emma eat LAVA CAKE at least twice a week.

Wow! That LAVA CAKE was better than sex!

Holy Mother! LAVA CAKE is better than getting a blowjob!

Wow I'd rather die than live without LAVA CAKE.

You haven't lived until you've had LAVA CAKE.

by COHENWAUGH November 29, 2010